The typical "oh-i-love-pink-and-britney" kinda girl

Today history of the arts again. was freaking bored laa!

So i decided to check my email and... cool stuff which i found...ahaha..pretty funny..
PAY MORE ATTENTION TO NUMBER 5..! ahaha..

CONFUSING ENGLISH

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars haveparking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times,does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

Life is full of thoughts,We must observe, reason n think...


Friday, July 18, 2008 Today history of the arts again. was freaking bored laa! So i decided to check my email and... cool stuff which i found...ahaha..pretty funny.. *PAY MORE ATTENTION TO NUMBER 5..! ahaha..* CONFUSING ENGLISH 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland called Holes? 5. *Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10.* If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars haveparking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times,does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??? 13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??? Life is full of thoughts,We must observe, reason n think... Bitched @ Friday, July 18, 2008.	Who's The Bitch? Noorazillah Aziman Create Your Badge Ms LaLaLiCious Single 18/November/1989 Republic Polytechnic Diploma In New Media Part-Time Film-Maker The Bitch Desires! Cravings! Hungers! Slim Down MacBook Pro DSLR Camera Set own studio with Nana & Yaya! Samsung Beat Hp / Red/ Purple LG iViewty A New Job Pls! Out U Go! Neighbour Farah WRSS Yaya Iqah Faezah Shiqin Saleha Nizam Yezid A.Rasyid Impy Joey Nisa 3N7 2008 Raden Junior W16H e6prettymonkeys patrick naqiah multply lucinda hasanah W35F Andy Leonard Euodia Yahsee Nurul Zhiying Sheena Amelia Film IG Huz Saiful Keryn Zatee Nana Simah Ayie Nizam Min E25A My Dear Pris Kachang Yusra Nadiah Abby Ryan Ryan Zilla Suhui E25Q Farah E25D iLah Justin Joanne Nad Bdk Luar Alfie Jerome Razee KiKi Aidil Marzuki Marzuki Production Team Bitchingggg Begins! Adverts The Bitch Past July 2006 August 2006 November 2006 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 The Bitch is dancing!

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