A few days ago, i went for an auditon at lavender. And i didnt know that there's such a road in Singapore. OMG! This prove that all Singaporean are HORNE = HORNY!!
Lol. True??
I was having a hard time whether to pronounce it as "HORN" road or "HORNY" road.
I felt shy. So i decided to juz use the "HORN" to pronounce it when asking people for the location. Kekeke..!!
Maybe that's the reason why i had a lot of horny friends. Haha.
A friend of mine wrote this for me when i had to come out with my own monologue for the audition. READ CAREFULLY. (Click on the image for a larger view)